Do yourself a nice favour. Make some Fairy bread:
– Sliced white bread (I don’t want to hear that you’ve used a seeded option, or a rye, or a burgen. Just get the shit stuff and commit to the impending deliciousness.)
– Coloured Sprinkles
– Butter the bread
– Sprinkle the sprinkles
– Cut the bread in half.
– Create immense stack of Fairy Bread
– Vaccuum the floor because you have spilt so many sprinkles on it during your liberal ‘snowing’ of Fairy Bread bread OR summon the poochies to complete this task for you.
– FEAST ON THE FAIRY BREAD.
x You are welcome in advance x